I eat their candy.
The candy needs to be gone now.
Halloween is over.
I feel bad throwing candy in the garbage so instead I eat it.
Heath bars are my favorite.
The End.
Banana Wheels
Because I cut my kid's bananas into wheels and every other blog name was taken
Banana Wheels 
Good strategy. Lying awake for hours until your sugar crash will give you more time to plot out tomorrow’s blog post. I say this with butterfinger breath.
Butterfingers are a close #2.
Also I’m going to blame the Heath bar hangover for my failure to post something yesterday.
That was a Haiku, right?
Heath bars are mine too.
The clear superiority of a Heath bar is unfair to every other type of candy.
Mmmmm. Candy.