You are clever. So clever. Not in the traditional academic sense, but in the Bart Simpson sense. First you spray-painted this on our shed, and at least 10 others on our street:
I bet Mike is with his friend, Ben Dover, at the tavern down the street.
Your comedic intent was so subtle in this first effort that I actually had to point it out to my husband. Lucky for him, my sense of humor is not unlike that of a 12-year-old, so I can often interpret the deeper meaning in these complex pieces of art.
Perhaps you sensed the possibility that your creativity may go underappreciated, because you took a much more blatant approach with your second installation:
Seriously, Kevin. Enough already.
I cannot wait to see what you come up with next. Please don’t touch my car.