I spend countless hours nursing and rocking my daughter in her room, staring at this:

To the point that I have now become obsessed with this:

No, closer – this:

Who said this unattributed quote?!? She could be entitled to thousands, no millions, of dollars in royalties from sales of these wipes!

I loathe/love random quotation mark use. This sign I saw on a recent trip was one of my favorites.

“Don’t Even” get me started on improper use of air quotes. It’s an epidemic.